Which, I spose, is not surprising...
https://www.duffelblog.com/2015/03/artilleryman-starves-during-hearing-test/#ixzz4zG6bx2CG
Artilleryman Starves to Death Inside Hearing Test Booth
FORT CAMPBELL, KY — A soldier assigned to the 1st Brigade of the 101st Airborne Division was found dead this Monday in the Soldier Readiness Processing Center (SRPC) by fellow service members, according to base security officials. Sources report that Sgt. Aaron Sanchez allegedly succumbed to starvation after two weeks alone in a hearing test booth, because his tinnitus prevented him from hearing most frequencies.
“Old Sancho died trying to pass eh? That’s nothing!” Sanchez’s supervisor Sgt. 1st Class Christopher Barber yelled at reporters. “Two of my redlegs got run over by a train the other day!”
A preliminary investigation into the death has determined that Sgt. Sanchez, an artilleryman currently serving as a 105mm gunner, did not want to reveal just how badly his hearing had deteriorated over the course of his four years in the Army and risk being rendered medically non-deployable.
“We have discovered on the test playback that Sgt. Sanchez repeatedly pushed the trigger when there were no tones being played, and failed to press it when there were,” explained Mr. Robert Hogan, the investigator assigned the case. “Unfortunately, it appears that Sgt. Sanchez’s hearing was so bad that he couldn’t even hear the computer telling him that the test was restarting.”
Sources inside the SRPC further revealed that the particular booth that Sgt. Sanchez was sitting inside had recently been upgraded to remain locked from the outside until the completion of the test, a modernization that the SRPC claims has boosted success rates by 13%.
The trapped Sgt. Sanchez went unnoticed both by soldiers hurrying to get their deployment papers stamped and the enlisted lab technicians stationed outside the booths, as they never actually look inside them.
URR here. I said "URR HERE!" "URR HERE!" "I'M NOT YELLING!" "OKAY!"
Everything about this article describes me to a T except the dying part. I hate those crappy sound booths where I hear my heart pounding and my neck creaking but not a single beep, chirp, whatever. And I have been told more than once: "Do not push the button unless you hear a sound." I like it even more when it says: "Push the button when you hear a sound." No kidding; I would've pushed the button if I could've heard the sound.
Posted by: Esli | 11/23/2017 at 01:48 PM
Um, whut?
Posted by: Casey | 11/24/2017 at 05:20 AM
Combine redleg hearing with rock and roll and jet aircraft noise and you reach my level of ( not ) hearing.
Paul L. Quandt
Posted by: Paul L. Quandt | 11/24/2017 at 11:19 AM
I have to say this test isn't the best...
first time I did it, the nurse forgot to make sure the jacks were plugged in correctly, second time when fine, third time after spending 4 years in a railway yard, certain parts of my hearing improved (wtf?)
Posted by: Jaedo Drax | 11/25/2017 at 07:23 PM
I loved it when they were believing the arty types and blowing off us tankers about hearing loss.
My normal hearing is now a high pitched tinnitus with everything else sounding like it's underwater. Except subwoofers, chewing gun and potato chips. Those exceptions come through clear as a bell.
Posted by: Angus McThag | 11/25/2017 at 10:14 PM
I've been fortunate. Between naval guns and tank main guns, I've got high pitched tinnitus, but my hearing is still quite good. An audiologist told me I've got a 3% hearing loss. I sometimes have trouble with the higher freqs in music, but am still able to enjoy it.
Posted by: Quartermaster | 11/27/2017 at 07:52 AM